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Drink pee and live Posted at 11:29:28 PM on July 13, 2006
"Urine is considered to be an invaluable source of nourishment and healing"
- Shirley's Wellness Cafe

"Sometimes when all else fails, urine therapy will turn a person around."
- Biomedx

"Don't try to keep it in the 'fridge overnight or for when guests drop in."
- Heartland Healing Center

"...it has a wonderful healing and toning effect when applied to the skin"
- Life Positive

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Sky Mall solves all personal odor problems with Body Mints Posted at 12:20:00 AM on February 9, 2006

Foot odor, bad breath, B.O. in general? Don't sweat it. Sky Mall has you covered with Body Mints.
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Sky Mall Finally Solves Uncomfortable Hair Washing Posted at 8:36:45 AM on February 8, 2006

Because it's just so inconvenient to have to lean back to have your hair washed, Sky Mall offers the hair washing contraption that allows you to sit just as you are.

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Dream Analysis - Who to trust? Posted at 12:41:27 PM on January 28, 2006
There are lots of online dream analysis services, but with so many to choose from, who do you trust?

Let's take a common dream and see how the online services compare.

Okay, so you dream that you are an alien, which seems to be a comon theme in the online dream analyisis world.

sleeps.com answer:
If you dream that you are an alien from outer space this will denote that your ideas are starting to get out of hand in regard to occult matters.

dreammoods.com answer:
To dream that you are an alien, symbolizes the undiscovered part of yourself. Your manifestation as an alien may be your way of 'escaping' from reality.

dreamloverinc.com answer:
If you dream that you are the alien, it suggests that you may feel detached from some parts of yourself and from others.

paranormality.com answer:
To dream you are an alien, denotes abiding friendships.

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Ten Years of Crop Circles Posted at 9:35:54 AM on January 17, 2006

In case you missed this landmark anniversary, Crop Circle Connector recently celebrated ten years online of trying to explain why 50% of all crop circles appear in England.

There is speculation here at TotallyStupid that the site itself was designed by aliens.

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Freeze Dry Your Pets Posted at 9:20:10 AM on January 16, 2006
It's easy!

"Once your pet has passed away, place him or her into a plastic bag and into a freezer ASAP."

Sorry, these people, in spite of their website are simply too busy to freeze dry your pet right now. They do however offer a delightful gallery of freeze dried pets.

Perpetual Pet takes the best name in category award.

If you're interested in an exciting career freeze drying peoples pets, get started at FreezeDry.com.

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Microscopic Views of Rust Posted at 12:55:33 AM on January 10, 2006
Rust is beautiful, in it's own way.


Microscopic images of rust collection.


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Eat Dirt and Live Posted at 10:33:28 AM on January 3, 2006

Dirt eating, a largely taboo subject for years, is now going mainstream.

How do you eat dirt? An informative book on the subject is now out from Healing Arts Press titled The Clay Cure which provides you with a lot of good reasons to eat dirt. May or may not include recipes.

Where do you get some dirt to eat? Buy it online from WhiteDirt.com! This informative site for dirt eaters says that their white dirt has "a taste akin to the fresh way that the ground smells when it's real dry and a little sprinkle of rain falls".

You can also purchase dirt at various super-markets as reported in this facinating and informative article on eating dirt.

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Space Weather Posted at 10:57:41 AM on December 31, 2005

Whether traveling in space this weekend or just curious what the current conditions are on the face of the sun, SpaceWeather.com is for you!

Don't forget to sign up with their handy space weather by phone service!

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Real Life Monkeys That Changed Our World Posted at 10:45:41 AM on December 31, 2005
With the success of the latest King Kong movie, it might be a good time to be reminded of the real life monkeys that have changed things for the better.

Thank goodness someone has taken the time to list the most famous (non-actor) monkeys in history.

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Humane Frog Dissection Posted at 11:05:13 AM on December 28, 2005
Not a real frog!

If frog dissection is an interest of yours, but you just can't stand the thought of actual frog guts and don't care much for the smell of formaldehyde either, don't worry about it! In this super high-tech world and who needs real frogs anyway?

Here's an award winning virtual frog dissection kit from 1994

The updated Virtual Frog Dissection Kit from 2002 - with video and audio.

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One More Second Needed in 2005 Posted at 6:18:51 PM on December 27, 2005

By now, word is getting around that 2005 will have one extra second than did 2004. It's what scientists call the "leap second". The plot to add an extra second to 2005 was actually announced back in July, with little to no public concern. But now that the extra second is upon us all, the bigger story, that no one is really talking about is the reasons behind this added moment in time. You have to do a bit of research to get the answers.

The best place to start is with the folks who decided we need an extra second in the first place, The Earth Rotation Service is responsible. This fine international coalition of like-minded smart people are dedicated to figuring out, on an hour by hour basis, just how the fast, or slow the earth is rotating.

The bummer is, the earth is slowing down. The US Naval Observatory knows it, the International Earth Rotation Service knows it too. The reality is, and get ready for this: The average deceleration of the Earth is roughly 1.4 milliseconds per day per century. The result is that without many of us evening knowing it, there have been 22 leap seconds in the past 27 years! That's 22 seconds that have been added to all of our lives, just like that!

You should know that this extra-second business doesn't go without controversy. Loads of like-minded very smart people just want them to go away entirely.

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Odor Cancelling Underpants Posted at 12:27:16 PM on December 27, 2005

Do you have a problem with flatulation? These high tech underpants solve the problem once and for all.

Here's an alternative, low-tech solution that uses a charcoal filter.

Not to be mistaken for underwear that just never smells bad.

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Artificial ANTtelligence Posted at 9:34:21 AM on December 17, 2005
At last, The Virtual Ant
If the goal is to one day make a computer as smart as an ant, these cats will probably get there first.

If the goal is to make the virtual ants actually look like ants, then these smart alecks will probably get there first.

If the goal is to provide mankind with a virtual ant colony that may cause color blindness if looked at for too long, this dude has reached that goal.

If the goal is to create virtual ant colonies that look nothing like ants, don't behave anything like ants, and is ultimately just irritating, don't waste your time because it's been accomplished already.

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Explosive List Posted at 12:05:42 AM on December 16, 2005
Just in case you're looking for a list of all things that explode, the U.S. Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms (and explosives) released their annual list this week. So far they're up to 238 explosive materials and thought everyone should know exactly what they are

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Perpetual
Bubble Wrap
Posted at 11:38:43 AM on December 14, 2005
Few earthly inventions offer the joyfully simple entertainment of bubble wrap. So pop away!

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McFly is real Posted at 5:14:01 PM on December 12, 2005
This picture totally made the web site a little stupider.
Frozen Joe has a great idea.  I think he's serious.  Go check it out and support the living hell out of him, because this is the future, for real.  I'll give you a hint as to what his site is all about:

Ready?...

Hoverboards.  It's about hoverboards.

And while you're at it, get yourself a Skycar.

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The Biggest of the BigFoot Links Posted at 9:26:50 AM on December 11, 2005
You're certain to wonder at some point, who has the most authoritative BigFoot website?

At one time, The Sasquatch Information Society was the clearing house for the majority of BigFoot info on the web, but times change. These days, The International BigFoot Society seems to have the most recently updated sightings database, as well as nifty clickable maps of the USA and Canada and clickable reports from other countries.

While there's no shortage of state-wide bigfoot societies, such as The Pennsylvania Big Foot Society, The Texas Bigfoot Sociey, and countless others too numerous to mention, Oregon BigFoot clearly leads the pack, not only with sponsorship dollars, but a nice little section dedicated to Big Foot Humor.

Lastly, where's the best place on the web for BigFoot Merchandise? The clear leader in product and price-point is Big Foot Surplus - with the remarkable BigFoot Action Figure, which comes with a handy foot stamp pad so you can make your own tracks!

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Compare Brains Posted at 9:12:27 AM on December 8, 2005
Raccoon Brains!

Finally we can compare camel brains to cat brains all in one place.

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Alien Abduction Survey Posted at 8:50:45 AM on December 7, 2005
You've probably been abducted by aliens and just don''t know it. This handy survey from the  Alien Abduction Experience and Research web site will answer those nagging questions  about your probable abduction.

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Make Bettter Stone Tools Posted at 8:37:36 AM on December 6, 2005

And you probably thought stone tools were as good as they would ever get...

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