Totally Stupid

Baby Got Bible!

2007-03-06T03:57:40+00:00

Oooo ooo ooo!

2007-01-31T20:42:51+00:00

Hasbeen singer gets panties in a bunch

2007-01-15T21:49:09+00:00

70s musician Leo Sayer left the UK Big Brother House after having a breakdown because he didn't want to wash his own underwear.

"Don't be ridiculous!"

2007-01-12T18:20:58+00:00

Ahhhh... horrible 80s tv. Now with choreographed. dance numbers.

The next "Snakes on a Plane"

2007-01-09T00:22:55+00:00

Just call it "Sheep on a Plain." Oh Lordy does this movie look bad.

Business in the front, party in the back.

2007-01-07T22:43:19+00:00

Kill the Mullet. Like your Mullet the way it is? Well, you're not alone. Why not join the Mullitia? Can't grow a mullet? Or just need one for special mullet occasions? No problem!

Come heeere, little boy.

2007-01-02T00:28:31+00:00

Creepiest picture of Pope Benedict. EVER. Pope Benedict is celebrating midnight mass at Saint Peter's Basilica in Vatican City, calling on everyone to remember the plight of abused and neglected children across the world / Reuters.

Alkathon

2007-01-01T09:16:50+00:00

"Usually, runners carbo-load before a race. These runners in El Salvador get loaded. 71 alcoholics guzzled a bunch of grain alcohol and took off. The top three racers won free trips to an alcoholic rehab center. All of the runners received shoes, shirts, food and Christmas baskets for having participated in the race." Ok, wait. So they are competing to get into rehab but they have to drink first? And the fastest drunk wins? Why don't we have things like this? Oh yeah, I remember now. Because it's ridiculous.

Environmental death by snickerdoodle.

2006-12-31T21:19:30+00:00

Snickerdoodles may kill fish. Oh, whatever.

Aussie psychic can read your butt

2006-12-30T16:23:53+00:00

Hmmm. The main thing I can tell by looking at someone's butt is just whether they exercise or not.

Bear Boxing in Thailand

2006-12-30T06:43:22+00:00

Ok, this just freaks me out.

Ho ho ho!

2006-12-25T22:49:45+00:00

Ho ho ho!

2006-12-25T22:48:42+00:00

Merry Christmas, Christmas Kitten!

2006-12-24T23:41:10+00:00

Huh?

Santa in Beirut

2006-12-24T19:43:59+00:00

Well, things are a little more difficult in Beirut nowadays... even for poor Santa. Looks like this year he had to hire a cab to tow his sleigh (which has seen better days, might I add) through town. (And he brought his twin brothers along...?)

Happy Christmahanzakkah, everybody!

Monk Fight Club

2006-12-21T20:38:53+00:00

When monks are wielding crowbars against eachother? It's kinda time for people to just admit that religion really needs to be a little more about peace. Just sayin'.

Happy Holidays from The Fruitcake Lady

2006-12-20T19:09:44+00:00

I'm not a huge Jay Leno Show fan (especially 'cuz one of my friends works for the show & I don't like how they treat him... grrr). I DO, however, love eccentric, wisecracking old people. So I LURVE me some Fruitcake Lady & I'm thrilled when Jay features her! Enjoy.

There's Something About Mary Poppins...

2006-12-11T07:28:45+00:00

Just a teaspoon of sugar -- or could that be arsenic? Run, Banks children! RUUUUUNNNNN!!!

Cocaine

2006-11-27T17:17:25+00:00

This video of how cocaine is made isn't what's stupid. After watching exactly how it's made, anyone who takes cocaine seems stupid. This is the best anti-drug video ever. That's a lot of gasoline...

Happy Turkey Day!

2006-11-23T22:58:15+00:00

Just because I can, may I present you with a gyrating Erik Estrada (as CHIPS very own Ponch!) joining the late Laura Branigan onstage for a duet. And yes, she is singing about going "down." Ummm... what?

The name's Moron... Freaking Moron.

2006-11-22T19:51:39+00:00

Allrighty. So some guy in the UK lost his mind and decided to change his name. His original name was David Fearn. He wanted something catchier, so he changed his name to A LISTING OF EVERY SINGLE JAMES BOND FILM EVER MADE. For those of you without these such things memorized, that means the man now goes by: James Dr No From Russia With Love Goldfinger Thunderball You Only Live Twice On Her Majesty's Secret Ser vice Diamonds Are Forever Live And Let Die The Man With The Golden Gun The Spy Who Loved Me Moonraker For Your Eyes Only Octopussy A View To A Kill The Living Daylights Licence To Kill Golden Eye Tomorrow Never Dies TheWorld Is Not Enough Die Another Day Casino Royale Bond. To save time, people will just nickname him "idiot."

YEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!

2006-11-21T20:26:51+00:00

On CSI Miami, David Caruso can deliver a one-liner like nobody's business... as this brilliant video compilation very clearly shows. Watch him take off his glasses! Watch him put them on! And watch the drama enfold! YEEEEEAHHHHHH! This video is so damned enjoyable, now I never have to endure another episode of the show! YEEEEEAHHHHHH!

Mike Tyson may become a prostitute

2006-11-18T00:49:06+00:00

According to Heidi Fleiss, Mike Tyson might be considering a new career as a male prostitute. Hmmm. Watch out for your ears, ladies!

Stupid on a whole 'nother (serious) level...

2006-11-16T23:01:57+00:00

Last night at around 11:30pm, campus police asked a male student in the UCLA library to leave after he was unable to produce his student ID card upon request. He did not leave immediately. Soooo, naturally they took out their tasers and stunned him repeatedly, then carrying him away by force. For sitting in a library. Brilliant use of force. Not overkill at all. Naturally, one of the witnesses had a cameraphone at the ready. I found it excruciating to watch, but it follows. At one point (in between screams) you can hear the student yell: "Here's your Patriot Act, here's your f&*$ing abuse of power!" Seems to me that this kid's got the rest of his college education paid for once the lawsuit's over.

it's my birthday! Let's all do the Batusi!

2006-11-03T05:49:30+00:00

Me love Brian Atene long time!

2006-10-30T18:01:47+00:00

A few days ago, we met GREAT ACTOR Brian Atene. I was afraid that he had languished in obscurity, howeer I'm happy to say that it appears dear Brian is still in fine form and would like to update us on his current situation. Enjoy.

Paris & Nicole - together for Halloween!

2006-10-30T16:25:34+00:00

Trying on costumes with Paris Hilton & Nicole Richie... it's sexy hot! Somehow, they're even more lifelike as puppets.

Good Day, Mr. Kyuuuubrick.

2006-10-26T19:05:38+00:00

Oh my Lord. THIS IS BEAUTIFUL. The pain, the pain. Back in the early 80s, Director Stanley Kubrick was searching throughout the U.S. for young aspiring actors to star in Full Metal Jacket. Apparently he put an ad in Variety encouraging people to send in their audition tapes. When Brian Atene, he of the Juillard School, perhaps the finest acting institution in the world, took him up on this offer... I'm sure Stanley Kubrick wondered if this was such a good idea. His "cutting" from The Outsiders makes me think of Billy Bob Thornton in Slingblade. "Mmmmmhuh. Ponyboy? I sure could go for some of those french fried 'taters... Mmmmmmhuh."

Tyra Banks is scaring me.

2006-10-24T20:13:58+00:00

Wow. That girl's really a fan of Vaseline.

Snakes in a MF Coliseum

2006-10-13T00:51:22+00:00

Only in LA. The USC marching band takes on the theme song from "Snakes on a Plane." Go Tommy Trojan, go! Get those MF snakes off the MF field!

Tickle Me Harder

2006-10-12T00:22:21+00:00

In a time where even Saved By The Bell's annoying Screech has a "celebrity" sex tape, who's to be surprised that even Sesame Street stars have a seamy underbelly? In this case, a red furry one. The above video may be NSFW, as it contains naked Elmos in compromising positions. You've been warned.

Eat Like Snake

2006-10-08T16:22:08+00:00

Wow, Japanese men sure have some kooky anaconda-like eating habits. Maybe it's just me, but I'm definitely not craving a burger now... a nice dainty salad sounds good.

The Facts of Life about bongs

2006-10-06T05:12:57+00:00

Bong! Bong! Bong!

Tank Cozy

2006-09-28T21:42:05+00:00

Danish people think of everything...

Wish I'd thought of this...

2006-09-28T20:33:18+00:00

A nice game of beach volleyball... using the US/Mexico border fence as a net. Brilliant.

Marmaduke Explained.

2006-09-26T17:56:37+00:00

Finally!

Owww. My head hurts.

2006-09-26T16:29:31+00:00

Umm, what?

British people are funny when they're angry

2006-09-21T16:04:53+00:00

So, Chris Brooker of The Guardian is very upset about Justin Timberlake's new song "Sexy Back." Not that he doesn't have a point about the lyrics. It's just really nice for him get upset about Justin Timberlake so we don't have to. He's angry for all of us, and it's fun to read! Now I don't have to trouble my pretty little mind about Justin Timberlake's dumb lyrics. Thank you Chris. I usually let pop lyrics slide right by me, but I will say this though... remember that Clay Aiken song about being Invisible? Clay Aiken aside that song still creeps the Hell out of me out every time I hear it. He wants to be invisible just so he can watch a girl in her room? Ewww. (With Clay, "girl" is probably code for "guy," but the lyrics are still just plain icky & stalkerish.) No surprise to me that it made the list of 50 Worst Songs Ever. (Of course, "ever" means within the last 20 years -- I doubt they're including flops of the 1920s.)

It's good. And good FOR you.

2006-09-20T17:32:07+00:00

Yes it's true. Amazon.com is selling milk. And boy howdy is it getting some GREAT reviews! (Although only 764 so far, not quite enough to form an educated purchasing decision.) Here's one... There are few gifts I like to recieve more than milk. Whole milk too. That's the kind of milk that says that it's real. It's right. It's whole. I want that milk to sit there for years because that's what you do with milk. There's nothing better than milk - well except maybe radishes. But alas, everything is not bright and shiny in the world of Tuscan whole milk. It has also caused a great deal of heartbreak. As evidenced by this reviewer's dark & sordid tale... My name is Zach, a former employee of Tuscan Dairy Products. To understand why I'm writing this we must go into further detail of why I am not currently employed by Tuscan Dairy Products at this juncture. My position at Tuscan Dairy Products was called "Container Control Specialist". Basically, my job requirements were to hold an empty one gallon jug while it was being filled with Tuscan Whole Milk. I know what you're thinking, "DREAM JOB". You couldn't be more right. At first my job at Tuscan Whole Milk was exciting and fun. Nothing pleased me more than getting up in the morning knowing "I'm about to see the most magnificent and wonderful substance on earth". All I could think about was Tuscan Whole Milk, and that is where my life started its death spiral into the Abyss of dank, musky and pure Tuscan Whole Milk. From the beginning my wife was jealous of me. She loved Tuscan Whole Milk, as we all do. But something pained her inside when I would mention Tuscan Whole Milk. She was bored with her job at SuperCuts. Upon arriving at home each day she would say exactly the following "What happened at work today, and give me DETAILS?" She was crazed for Tuscan Whole Milk, much like a crystal meth addict. She longed for the thick, cold and ever so beautiful taste of Tuscan Whole Milk. But the jealousy had gone too far. After fulfilling my duties at work, my supervisor Jim decided to let me go home early. This is where it starts. I arrived at my homestead with my usual 2 jugs in hand(s), only to hear a moaning coming from our master bathroom. Furious, I barged into the room only to see my wife... Her insides filled to the brim with Tuscan Whole Milk. I immediately filed for divorce and left my wife. I got an apartment closer to work so I could spend more time with Tuscan Whole Milk. I was on a slippery slope. I would drink nothing but Tuscan Whole Milk until I vomited. I knew I had a problem, and the first step was admitting it. I was addicted to Tuscan Whole Milk. Being bloated, feeling sick, excessive diarrhea, lung disease, and milk lips are all symptoms of Tuscan Whole Milk abuse. I had to quit my job at Tuscan Dairy Products to stay away from Tuscan Whole Milk. I am currently working at Ned's Video on Auburn and Sunrise as the Video Tape Rewinder. Its part time and the pay is bad, but at least it keeps me away from Tuscan Whole Milk. Please kids, be safe and limit your consumption of Tuscan Whole Milk to a gallon a day. Ahhh yes. Words to live by in this day and age...

Little Bush

2006-09-19T22:36:41+00:00

Combine Baby Looney Tunes with The Archies, then add Dick Cheney's "Penguin" impersonation and some Guantanamo-style torture silliness (in the name of a good patriotic lunch!)... and you have this episode of Little George Bush on Hot Dog Day! Wheeee! (Note: it's stupid & could offend. But look at the name of this website. Deal with it!)

I probably would've sued too. I hate that song!

2006-09-13T17:44:10+00:00

Passengers complain after Tyler sings PARIS, Sept. 3 (UPI) -- Passengers on a flight from France to Mauritius have filed suit against Air France after musician Bonnie Tyler performed a song at the request of the co-pilot. The passengers, believed to be Belgian, complained to the airline after the Welsh singer performed part of her 1983 hit "Total Eclipse of the Heart" at the request of the co-pilot, who retired after the flight, The Mail on Sunday reported. "I was asleep in First Class. The stewardess came and said the co-pilot was retiring. And they asked me would I sing to him. They were having a bit of a party," Tyler said. The complaining passengers reportedly claimed they were traumatized by the experience and had feared for their safety during the celebration. The complaint eventually escalated into a legal dispute. An Air France official said: "The claim against Air France, which it completely rejects, is that the celebrations got more and more unruly and came to a climax when Bonnie sang. "Air France is saying that any suggestion there was anything more than a few slaps on the back for the co-pilot is nonsense, and it completely rejects the claims that the passengers were at any sort of risk."

Squealing Weatherman Attacked by Cockroach... Film at 11

2006-09-08T02:49:48+00:00

Oh, just watch it. The title says it all, really.

Signs point to... Jesus!

2006-08-25T20:17:41+00:00

Ok, who couldn't use a Magic 8 Ball dressed up as pink Jesus!? Answer Me Jesus offers "20 different answers to help you choose the righteous path. Ask a question and turn him over the answer you seek magically appears. Your personal Jesus will respond with wisdom such as �Have faith�, �Yes my child�, or �Sinner.� So next time you are pondering one of life's many dilemmas find out what Jesus would do and repent no more!"

Snakes on a Cake

2006-08-18T17:41:09+00:00

Oh yes, it's almost time for the opening of Snakes on a Plane. You readers (all one of you) know I've been on this Samuel L. Jackson MF bandwagon from day one. While the fun of SOAP will no doubt come to a screeching halt when the movie actually comes out, here is one last laugh for good measure... yes... that's right, friends... better than Snakes on a Board Game, it's Snakes on a Cake. Brilliant! Not sure why, but it just doesn't get old...

Mani Pedi Man

2006-08-14T16:42:04+00:00

Ok, this isn't so much stupid as just interesting to me. I've been to a lot of countries and I've seen a lot of street hawkers (salesmen) in my life. No matter where you go around the world, there are people finding any creative way possible to make a living. But apparently men in the Congo have found that giving eachother manicure/pedicures is a profitable job. "I do not mind getting my nails done by the roadside - the dirt won't get in," Guylain says. "That is why I have a manicure - to keep my nails clean and protect them." "One reason why I like to look good is to forget the dirt and poverty which surrounds me," he says. Testament to the universal healing powers of a good mani/pedi...

There is hope for everyone.

2006-08-11T16:55:14+00:00

I am not a fan of People Magazine unless I'm in the waiting room of a doctor's office. But nonetheless, I'm digging this little feature on stars before they were famous. Why? Because of the photo on the left. If that kid could eventually become George Clooney, then there are miracles on the Earth after all. Yay!

You can't get hummus without mashing some chickpeas.

2006-08-10T17:16:58+00:00

I'm really happy to see that the Daily Show is bringing on a middle eastern correspondent to put everything into perspective. Birth pangs! Yay! Inshallah!

Ok, I'm frustrated.

2006-08-09T17:57:30+00:00

I can't even convince my puppy to come when I call her, yet the Japanese can train armies of circus bugs. This is totally unfair.

Dogs For Peace

2006-08-09T03:58:36+00:00

Dogs want peace and here's the uniquely disturbing web site to prove it.

No evidence of cats for peace that could be found, but cats probably don't really care about very much, anyway.

Other activist animals:
Sheep for Peace T-shirt
Apparently, some Fish are or peace too.

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Death becomes them

2006-08-02T21:29:46+00:00

While wandering through Italy a few months ago, I found a great deal of entertainment from the discovery of the Calendario Romano... a calendar featuring the (I'm not kidding here...) hottest priests and holy men in Italy. I thought nothing could top it. It was just too bizarre. I was wrong. Introducing the morbidly fabulous Men of Mortuaries 2007 Calendar! (To see a little news article on it, click here.) Hey ladies... better watch out! One look at these hunks and their mysteriously disappearing shirts and you might just need an autopsy... on your broken heart!

When stupid names are outlawed, only outlaws will have stupid names.

2006-07-30T17:24:00+00:00

According to the BBC... "Malaysian authorities have published a list of undesirable titles to prevent parents giving their children names such as Hitler, smelly dog or 007." If only we had that law in America...

Drink pee and live

2006-07-14T03:29:28+00:00

"Urine is considered to be an invaluable source of nourishment and healing"
- Shirley's Wellness Cafe

"Sometimes when all else fails, urine therapy will turn a person around."
- Biomedx

"Don't try to keep it in the 'fridge overnight or for when guests drop in."
- Heartland Healing Center

"...it has a wonderful healing and toning effect when applied to the skin" - Life Positive

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Ernest & Bertram

2006-07-11T17:45:06+00:00

The tragic story of two heterosexually challenged muppets. Co-written by Lillian Hellman. Or not.

Kitt & Hoff: reunited and it feels so... icky.

2006-07-10T18:45:18+00:00

Oh dear Lord. Hasselhoff strikes again. Apparently he & Kitt enjoy trolling dark alleyways for underage chicks (while singing, of course). Niiice.

Oh my.

2006-07-06T23:29:06+00:00

Sooo... President Putin held the aforementioned public webcast and has provided some answers to his people. Regarding the tummy-kissed boy mentioned below? "I tell you honestly, I just wanted to touch him like a kitten." Ummm... all righty. No word yet on his opinions regarding giant octopi & war robots, though.

A kiss is just a kiss...

2006-07-06T16:19:08+00:00

Russian President Vlademir Putin is submitting himself to an unprecedented live webcast interview with the Russian people today. Questions were submitted via the internet, with a promise that the most-asked questions would be addressed by the President. So what do Russians want to know? Are they concerned with the upcoming G8 summit? Russia's decision not to legalize marijuana? Iran's nuclear capabilities? The economy? The price of vodka? Uhhhh... nope. �What was achieved by your kissing the little boy Nikita on the stomach?� was one question with 14,470 people voting for it to be forwarded to the President. Mr Putin baffled Russians and Westerners alike last week when he stopped a young boy who was walking through the Kremlin, asked his name (it was Nikita) and then lifted his T-shirt and kissed his stomach. Some political analysts speculate that it was a clumsy attempt to soften Mr Putin�s image with some �baby-kissing� PR moves. Oh, but here is my FAVORITE part... The leading question, with 17,066 votes, was would the President use �giant, humanoid war robots� (!?) to defend Russia? The third favourite, with 11,401 votes, was what he thought about the Cthulhu, a giant octopus invented by the novelist H. P. Lovecraft. Wow. I wish I could say that the only concerns I have about my President were belly kisses, fictional octopuses and war robots...

R.I.P. HR Pufnstuf

2006-07-05T20:26:35+00:00

Who's your friend when things get rough? First Jimmie, and now THIS!?

Well, thank God at least Witchiepoo is still safe and sound.

Some people? Are nuts.

2006-07-05T19:53:58+00:00

Takeru Kobayashi set a world record yesterday by swallowing 53 3/4 hot dogs in 12 minutes... despite a small digestion setback.

"When the hot dog came up, and some of it came out his nose, Kobayashi sucked it back down. To me, that's the testament of a champion and great athlete."

Oh dear Lord.

2006-07-04T06:49:40+00:00

This man is the Governor of my state.

Yippie! Swedish toilet pals!

2006-07-04T01:10:00+00:00

We are Pee&Poo! Escapees from the bathroom, we are entering the world on a journey filled with new adventures. Maybe we can stay with you for a while? No? Well then, buy some of our stuff!

Snakes on a board game!

2006-07-04T00:47:16+00:00

My unabashed favorite still-yet-to-be-released Samuel L. Jackson reptile film has already inspired a lame, obviously unlicensed board game! You can pre-order your own copy now. Yay!

"Cobras in the Cockpit is a game based on a fictional movie where YOU play the SNAKES! Your objective: throw the plane into chaos! You will hiss, rattle, squeeze, and bite your way through the plane, earning points for each section you throw into chaos. But other snakes will try to stop you, so watch out!"

Plastic Army Men Finally Explained

2006-07-02T04:02:10+00:00

Everything you ever wanted to know and more than you even thought there was to know, about Plastic Army Men. Includes a stunning and compelling rebuke of "action figures" and why they will never be as good as plastic army men.

Also of similar interest:

Rules for playing with army men

Battle tactics for plastic army men

How to tell good plastic army men from bad ones

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Ummm... no comment.

2006-06-28T16:03:57+00:00

Introducing The Daddle... a soft, stuffed "saddle" for Dad (or Mom) to strap on, to give kids (age 2-6) a horsy ride. Kneepads sold separately.

Your own church

2006-06-28T15:47:29+00:00

Church Sign Generator

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Now THAT'S what I'm talkin' about!

2006-06-27T17:46:02+00:00

A brand-spanking new trailer for the anxiously awaited Samuel L. " I've had it with these MF snakes on this MF plane!" Jackson thriller... the ever-so appropriately titled SNAKES ON A PLANE! (Or as they say in France, Des Serpents Dans L'Avion!) Yes... it still makes me laugh. And yes... I'm gonna see it.

That's not kosher.

2006-06-27T03:58:56+00:00

Maury Povich selflessly helps a girl deal with her greatest fear. What is she scared of? Snakes? Spiders? Heights? Death? Noooooo... guess again! Pickles!

I would say that it's silly to be afraid of pickles, but it could've been worse. It could've been styrofoam!!!!

Rat Guide

2006-06-26T22:28:09+00:00

The Rat Lovers Association of Southern California

Rat World - explains why rats are not dirty.

If you love your rats, want to give them the best care possible, and want to share your love of rats with other rat lovers, then The Rat Fan Club is for you!

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So what was the pianist for?

2006-06-20T15:26:50+00:00
Connie Chung sings. Well, not literally.

If only there were 41... then I might be convinced.

2006-06-19T01:38:28+00:00
Forty reasons Keanu Reeves does not suck.

Meow!

2006-06-16T18:24:42+00:00
Petrica, a web-savvy Romanian cat, has declared Madonna to be the Antichrist on her blog. It's so refreshing to see a housepet who really takes a stand on things! And for more international cat angst... the Netherlands brings us the Hitler cats. (I'm reminded of an old Far Side cartoon.) Cats are so stoic that it's kind of creepy... so I actually really want to see them do a "Hitler puppies" site. I'd just really, really like to see Hitler with his tongue hanging out as he's frantically gnawing on a chew toy. But maybe that's just me.

World's Largest Ear Model

2006-06-15T23:38:38+00:00
Why settle for your average ear model when you can have the world's largest?

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Trash Bag Shelter

2006-06-14T18:36:39+00:00
Out in the wilderness with nothing but a trash bag? Here's an idea for you.

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Pet Memorials

2006-06-13T23:16:00+00:00
Always Remembered Pet Memorials - headstones starting at just $54 (5" x 7") Pets 2 Heaven has some nice urns if cremation is your choice. Nice, novelty, life-sized urns from Foreverpets You'll need a casket. Check these out at PetMemorials.org Don't want to spend the money? Consider a free online memorial at ILovedMyPet (but was too cheap to buy a casket and headstone). Just wanna forget about the whole thing? Go to the lost pet grief support at PetLoss.com - complete with tear jerking sound track. . . . . .

Sometimes famous people eat.

2006-04-05T02:54:44+00:00
Want proof? Here it is, at the ever-so appropriately-named celebrities-eating.com.

Bon appetit!

Happy April Fool's Day!

2006-04-02T06:09:38+00:00
Okay, so it's 10pm here in the Bay area... I'm officially not too late to post this! Here are the Top 100 April Fool's Day Pranks.

By the way, in case anyone is wondering where I've disappeared to... I've been finishing a major work project and am preparing to leave for a 7-week trip overseas on April 16. I'll be going to egypt, Turkey, Greece, Croatia, and Austria. And... I'll be keeping a fancy weblog of my adventure so please feel free to check it out!

Desperately Seeking Denise

2006-03-21T00:55:35+00:00
He met her one night in a bar.
He tattooed her name on his arm.
He's never seen her again.

Wow. I'm as romantic as the next girl... but Kevin honey, I think it's time to walk towards the white light. There are other fish in the sea, I swear! Trust me on this...

Please keep your snakes in their upright and locked positions

2006-03-17T18:16:37+00:00
As the two people who read my previous post may recall, I'm all hot for Samuel J. Jackson. Fighting snakes. On a plane. And really, who wouldn't be?!? What are you, insane? That's just a formula for good entertainment if ya ask me.

And it looks like the official trailer for Snakes on a Plane is finally out on the internet! Seriously, if you've ever longed to see a CGI snake slither from a fat woman's cleavage? I'm telling you, this is the film for you!

The talented Ken Create

2006-03-15T02:19:44+00:00
Yeah, so here's Episode Two.

Although admittedly, his ability to juggle two Nascar baseball hats at once is awesome!!!

I wanna touch peeeeeeopleeee!

2006-03-15T01:58:41+00:00
Introducing Episode One of "People I Would Rather Chew Glass Than Be Stuck in an Elevator With."

Passions of the Trek

2006-03-15T01:26:49+00:00
Hey folks! I've been on deadline for work & busy planning my vacation... anybody miss me? Oh, of course you did. Don't play coy with me. I missed you too!!! :D

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It's so logical... I mean, who could possibly need a date more?