An alarming number of totally sites promote the alleged skills of web page designers and hosts!
Once owned by Marchex Sales empire of strangeness and now it's been sold by them to some people that totally make videos.
You can more than likely damage your eyes while browsing through their collection of cursors. Thankfully not updated since 2012!
Apparently designed by the Totally Sinister webmaster. Bleak is not Totally fun. Especially if you're selling theme park designs.
Once upon a time this site attempted to get you to pay for better search engine rankings within a remarkably complicated interface. Today it is a Wordpress template with placeholder text!
Something about phones or technology and lots of stock photography of hot chicks with head sets or something.
You totally need a website for some reason. Why not a totally one?
When you just totally want some food, you've got options.
Formerly a site about why it's okay to eat birds. This may have been true, but nobody cared. Then it came back in 2020 and sells chicken online!
Everything you ever wanted to know about tomatoes and more. Really!
You totally want some sports? You've come to the right place.
Formerly a sad little site with a forlorn message board that nobody ever looked at. Then it it had a drawing of a fox on it for a while. Now it tries to sell some sort of virtual reality baseball game called Totally Baseball!
Dedicated to people who live in London that want to get totally sporty, whatever the heck that means.
Totally all about some religion.
In which sites want you to buy their totally questionable games
Totally Reliable Delivery Service is a game from tinyBuild in which you can deliver packages, or perhaps not.
A site that was formerly being squatted on by CatchyDomains.com, then they sold it to some people in Iceland who apparently want you to play in their casino.
You totally want to travel and now you can totally find out why you shouldn't.
If you haven't visited Anguilla yet, this site will give you a few reasons why you don't want to.
Totally about why you should live in Boise, or at least in Ohio.
St. Augustine is in Florida and this is totally about why you need to go there, or possibly just not.
Animals totally need to get on the internets.
When you totally don't have enough awful music to listen to, it's time to get busy.
Something about an expert faculty of teachers that sell guitar lessons, although it's apparently just one guy.
Totally sound so promising and then what?
This site was available and never registered for the longest time. Then somebody bought it, but forgot to pay. Now it's been snatched up again and it's about some Chinese Technology and not about anyone named Britney at all!
Once upon a time Lisa had lots of ideas about how you need to run your life, until she stopped paying for her domain name. Then someone else named Lisa bought it and is apparently going to promote her designs at TotallyLisaDesigns.com
Totally go figure this stuff out yourself.
More awful stuff for free! Not sure what the evil insect logo is all about.
Totally get a job as a lawyer in England, or don't.
Not only is this really about nothing, they're apparently writing a book about nothing as well!
Something French about cars we think but we can't read this so we don't really know what it's about.
Once packed with female action figures and cool graphics, then became an error message for a long time and now it's a site where Tanjiro Kamado is talked about without much explanation as to why.
Tells you how totally unprepared you are for an earthquake in three languages!
Boring but totally necessary for the economy.
The final word in spill control solutions presented in a visually challenged environment.
You totally want everything in your life to be made totally from bamboo, right?
You really do want to buy bananas online! Just think about it!
You guessed it! You totally want some chocolate! Not only that you want it customized!
This site went broke for a while then it was sold to some folks that want to sell you some Totally Cool® clothes for both you and your pet!
Rhinestones are fake rocks made of plastic and if that gets you excited, this site is for you!
You totally need to spend more money on gifts and why not do it at a site that will give you a headache just looking at it?
At one time, this site sold nuts on the internet. Surprise surprise, nobody cared and they went bust! Now it looks like they're going to try it again. Stay tuned!
A nationally franchised brand of roasted nut sellers that sure do want you to buy nuts.
If you're not totally ready for the next zombie apocalypse this site will sell you some rope and other essential survival gear in a site that may or may not damage your eyes.
You totally need a scooter! Or you need to sell your scooter! This deeply disturbing site is your kind of place!
Nuts, bolts, screws and washers that are all totally stainless steel on website designed by by someone who apparently just wants you to go away.
It really is just Swing Sets! Oh and they have something called Rubber Mulch if you need that!
Apparently all about coupons from Target in an interface that may cause brain damage.
It's hard to say what this uniquely confusing site really is, but it's still totally the bomb!
That weird train with the face on it again! May have been designed by that weird train with a face on it too!
Apparently all about buying more stuff that is totally worth it.
It's just totally business is all.
You're totally unorganized and Tiffany will totally straighten up your life.
If you live in Michigan and need a tree cut down, you totally need to call these people!
They totally make carpet and apparently invented Totally Transition Technology, whatever that is.
Let's face it. Anyone who is still using Flash on their website has abandoned all hope.
You probably aren't healthy and you need total health, whatever that is.
You totally need information technology provided by a company that might have last updated their site 20 years ago.
Once offered Jewish news from London and marketing services. Then for a while it was something else nobody cared about. Now it's about healthcare services or something.
You totally want your tan to be sprayed on because the sun is so dangerous! Right?
Some Florida real estate agent that really likes purple and wants you to like it too.
Just totally can't get enough of yourself, can you?
Totally about the actor Kate Mulgrew who is a remarkable talent with a lousy web site.
Once Tom was actually Ultra Tom who wanted you to watch his flash animations. A cure for gayness was included as well. Now what? Not much!
You've got to see the photo of the body wrap to believe it. Pick up some sea clay while you're there!
Okay, we totally love these or at the very least tolerate them...
If you have Attention Deficit Disorder, you should totally try and remember to visit this site.
Yep it's totally about a Hunter S. Thompson documentary!