Totally Stupid

totally squatted or broke totally websites

A finely curated list of websites totally beginning with TOTALLY!
Totally Squatting
Here's a list of TOTALLY domain names that people are sitting on and doing nothing with, hoping to make big bucks one day! Yeah!
Totally Pets
Once home to a wonderful doggie bar! Now for sale to the hairiest bidder
Totally-Unique.com
Formerly a hand writing analysis and web design site - the perfect business plan at last! Broke!
Totally.net
This site once attempted to give college students help, provided you could figure out what horrible thing to click next. For some reason, this bleak and confusing site suffered an epic fail. HostGator now sits on it.
TotallyAlive.com
Formerly it was a place where you could learn about something called MicroCluster Technology and live to be 120 years old in a genuinely disturbing interface. Now we don't know what it is.
TotallyBasketball.com
Nothing at all since 2004!
TotallyBeach.com
These cats once had a totally great idea about making lots of money selling beach vacations, but it appears their webmaster decided to go the beach and never come back.
TotallyBlack.com
Once a site for black guys that like black guys but now just for sale.
TotallyBored.com
Such potential! This site used to really bore you if you weren't bored already. Somebody needs to pick this one up!
TotallyBoring.com
Once owned by somebody who got their AOL account turned off for good! Now available! Imagine the possibilities, or not! Buy it today!
TotallyBritney.com
This site was available and never registered for the longest time. Then somebody bought it, but forgot to pay. Now it's been snatched up again and was about some Chinese Technology and not about anyone named Britney at all! Then, sadly, it just went away.
TotallyCoffee.com
Once an inspired domain totally about coffee, swallowed up by the Role Moniker Privacy Services empire.
TotallyCoolPix
A snazzy blog since 2010, with Reuters on board for use of their images. Guess that didn't pan out.
TotallyCrap.com
Most of their crap used to be pictures of swimsuit models, now you can buy it!
TotallyDone.com
A long-lived totally domain name, once a site about hair, after that if was about making more money before you totally die. Then the site came back and tried to be a calendar that keeps track of what you've totally done, with a lot of PHP programming warnings on display. Now it can be yours!
TotallyDrunk.com
For sale to the "highest" bidder since 2002 and only $7.888! Get totally drunk and buy it!
TotallyDude.com
A site for guys who like guys until the guys ran out of money and parked it at GODADDY.
TotallyElvis.com
This site was available for years and it was finally bought in 2010. Remarkably nothing was ever done with it and now it's just parked at GoDaddy!.
TotallyExcellent.com
Never excellent at all and now for sale for the right number of euros.
TotallyFantastic.com
Somebody with a totally fantastic idea bought this in 2001 but never got around to doing anything but putting it up for sale!
TotallyFat.com
Once a creepy porn site with plus-sized girls. Now it could be yours for only $1,695 ( was $1,095 a year ago)! Imagine the enormous potential. Buy it today and watch it grow and grow.
TotallyFish.com
Once you could buy fish online and have them shipped to your house from here! Then, they said they were "under the ownership and gross mismanagement" and were going to close. They did. Now for sale. Sad. Bid on it today and good luck with totally selling fish online!
TotallyFit.com
No clue what this was ever about, but not fit for the internets. Now it can be yours for only $3,888 if you think you're a good fit!
TotallyFocused.com
We had no idea what these people were doing even though they were apparently totally focused on it. Now they're just totally focused on selling it for over $10K!
TotallyFonts.com
Once had lots of fonts displayed in a visually stunted landscape. Most of the time this link didn't work because the Totally Fonts site server was in a basement or something. Now for sale. Buy it and tell us you did!
TotallyFood.com
Once totally about juice, which isn't exactly food, but who cares? Now for sale to anyone who's totally into food.
TotallyFreeAds.com
Once a place that promoted free ads. For some reason they ran out of money. Wonder why?
TotallyFucked.com
They really were for a short while. Now, sadly just out of money or out of ideas.
TotallyGifted
Once a really awful site about buying more stuff than you really need, now a generic dead-end.
TotallyGolf.com
Once a site that might put you off your game just by looking at it. Totally into Golf? Go for it!
TotallyHair.com
Used to be about hair extension supplies, with lots of stock photos of girls from twenty years ago. Now it's just for sale.
TotallyHandMade.com
Once the go-to site for totally hand rolled cigars. That idea went up in smelly smoke.
TotallyHealthy.com
Based on the premise that you should be afraid of the air and water around you, this site sure did inspire people. To leave! Buy it today!
TotallyHigh.com
In 2004, all about legalizing weed and getting seriously stoned. Somehow that plan didn't work and now you can buy it from GoDaddy for the totally high price of $1988
TotallyHuge.com
Once all about getting you in shape by exercising your credit card. Huge flop. Own it today!
TotallyIntoIt.com
Once there were some Australians that were totally into something, it was just hard to figure out what! Now it's just waiting for another idea.
TotallyJesus.com
Once a sad and largely ignored site totally about Jesus. Then abandoned for years. It returned for a short while with another short-lived thing totally about Jesus and now a lost cause yet again, parked at SquareSpace and for sale once again!
TotallyLame.com
It's true, it was Totally Lame once, but now it's just totally owned by the DOMAIN NAME SALES CORPORATION.
TotallyMad.com
Once owned by by Warner Brothers. Now it's owned by DC Comics who thought Mad Magazines would sell on DVD's for some reason. Now parked at GoDaddy and for sale!
TotallyMine.com
At one time a deeply unsettling site. Now, it's just deeply out of money.
TotallyMusic.com
Under construction since 1995 and then abandoned like an old Chevy and parked at PARKINGDNS.NET after the money ran out.
TotallyOff.com
Great name, but they tried to sell office furniture. Bad branding, maybe? Buy it today!
TotallyOffTheRecord.com
Once a big chat board/blog where people complained endlessly about their stupid bosses and other things that irritated them. Buy it today!
TotallyOnline.com
Once claimed to have a revolutionary way to run your growing business. Probably by doing it totally online! For sale since 2004!
TotallyOrganised
Formerly a place where you could outsource your totally unorganized life. Now, sadly, for sale by the nefarious BuyDomains people.
TotallyPants.com
A fine domain name that could totally be the gateway to all things totally pants. And yet...
TotallyPissed.com
Once about really drunk guys being totally pissed. Then mostly empty for a while due to hang-overs maybe, and now gone like a forgotten night on the town.
TotallyPretty.com
Formerly a not so pretty site about making sure you take your medicine, or something. Oh well.
TotallyQuackers.com
Once you could shoot ducks arcade style at this fine domain! Sorry to see it go! Totally available for the next quack idea.
TotallyRadical.com
They once manufactured injection molds, which was just so radical. It's now for sale!
TotallyReptiles.com
You used to be able to buy lizards online here, but that idea didn't pan out so well. For sale for the right number of greenbacks!
TotallyRetarded.com
Such potential. Sad to see this one shuffle off into the shadows.
TotallyRetro.com
Formerly a very cool site we liked, went into new management and was under construction for a while, now for sale through HugeDomains,com for only $4.095 (was $2,395 last year).
TotallyRight.com
This site was never totally right about anything, because it's never been used. Only for sale since 2009. Want to be totally right? Now you can be for the low low cost of only $17,000!
TotallySerious.com
Was under construction for two years before getting serious and giving up.
TotallyShoes.com
Once bankrupt, then came back to sell cheap shoes in a visually impaired environment, now bankrupt again. Buy it from Acquire This Name and you could go bankrupt too!
TotallySports.com
Once was a sublime and curious site dedicated to linking to other totally sites that are totally about sports and totally selling you some uniforms. Now it's for sale!
TotallyTarot.com
Launched in 2002 as an ambitious tarot destination with a forum, shop and spooky resources. Guess they didn't see this in the cards: no more money.
TotallyTents
Once this site wanted you to rent a tent from a company whose website would give you a headache! Now BuyDomains will sell it to you!
TotallyToddler.com
Once the place to go for learning how to remove nursery stains left by dirty toddlers! Now, sadly, nothing but for sale.
TotallyTrisha.com
Country singing star Trisha Yearwood thought people would come. Nobody did. If your name is Trisha, maybe you want it?
TotallyTrucks.com
Once totally about trucks and guys and things guys like. Now, it's just abandoned all hope. Buy it, then bring it back and don't go bust as well in the process! Guys totally need trucks.
TotallyUseless.com
Went away for a while and then came back even more useless than before. Now for sale to the next person with another totally useless idea for only $2,755!
TotallyVacuums.com
Once an informative site about vacuums, but unfortunately for us all, gone forever and for sale to the right sucker.
TotallyZen.com
Once on the list of 100 Incredible Yoga Teachers Who Blog! Now just totally for sale.
Totally Broke
We've been keeping track of TOTALLY sites that have gone bust. Here's a summary.
TotallyCars.com
In 2004 they declared themselves the No. 1 Source in finding Auction Car Bargains. By 2006, it was largely an endless road of error messages and remained so until 2011 when it was finally pulled over and parked.
TotallyCats.com
This site was bought in 2006 and then nothing ever happened!
TotallyClean.com
Once a cleaning service in San Francisco! Apparently that didn't work out but it's under construction again! We'll see!
TotallyCountry.com
Once an odd site that sold country song compilation discs (up to VOL 6), then bought out and run by SONY and now just busted.
TotallyDog.com
Once about Training your dog to be a better dog. Now it's account has been suspended!
TotallyDork.com
Registered in 2000 and became a blog in 2006 that was totally never updated. Around 2015 it became a WordPress site where the owner was going to write about stuff and things they liked. They never did. Oh well!
TotallyEvil.com
Once a site that wasn't evil at all, then became a place a place to buy games that aren't evil either. Well, they did have a game called 'Santa Shooter'. Now it's just gone.
TotallyFitness.com
Once a site that berated people for being totally out of shapeness. Nobody cared. Oh well.
TotallyFootball.com
Totally football, totally owned by Fox.
TotallyFun.com
It's fun to spend venture capital! Oops, all gone!
TotallyGames.com
Once made charitable donations to children's hospitals and sold games about blowing stuff up. Excellent idea that blew up.
TotallyGreen
Once it was something about a machine that makes you more green and a biodegradable water bottle. Didn't work out.
TotallyHipHop.com
Once sold CD compilations of totally lame old hip hop tunes. Now owned by SONY who apparently thought it was a good idea to park it in the dark.
TotallyHot.com
Formerly about being so totally hot after cosmetic surgery. Before that it was owned by a web design company that was totally not. Now, it just sits there waiting for love.
TotallyKiller.com
Greg Olear used to use this domain name to promote his book called Totally Killer, which was by all accounts a "dazzling and dark debut". Nothing but an error page now.
TotallyMeat.com
A site that was once totally dedicated to growing meat in the laboratory and then eating it. Guess that didn't work out. Oh well!
TotallyRawsome.com
You could once learn about how to eat raw food at this website that may have been designed by someone who just hated people. They gave up and went away!
TotallySoccer.com
Once you could totally buy a lot of soccer uniforms here, but now it's just a page of PHP errors
TotallySport.com
Totally Sport was once about a Fire Brigade! Yes! What happened to that?
TotallySwingSets.com
This site really did just sell Swing Sets! And they had something called Rubber Mulch as well! Maybe selling swing sets online is a tough racket!
TotallyTennis.com
A former online racket stringing service that just didn't make it. Sad.
TotallyWebDesign.com
Once a totally web design company. Now lost to us all.
TotallyWicked.com
Once you needed a user name and password to find out why they were so wicked, Now, it's even more useless.
TotallyYamaha
Once a site guaranteed to damage your eyes if you wanted to look at Yamaha products. Now it's gone and not a public menace any more, hopefully...
Totally Available
Register these unclaimed TOTALLY sites before someone else does.
TotallyChibi.com
We don't know what Chibi was, but it was Japanese and it looked cool until it was just totally gone one sad day. If you know what a Chibi is, maybe just go for it!
TotallyCreepy.com
Originally purchased in 2013. The only thing that was ever creepy about this site was the giant error message it had for a home page. It could really be totally creepy! Get your creep on!
TotallyCustomTruck.com
Once was a site for guys who like totally custom trucks. It's back on the market!
TotallyFreeClipart.com
Once a horrible site with horrible free clip art. They went broke giving away horrible free clip art and then came back with no clip art, free or otherwise! Then, that sadly ended as well. Now this questionable domain is back on the open market!
TotallyGardens.com
Once upon a time totally nobody wanted a total garden. Oh well. Now totally available again!
TotallyHighSchool
Once upon a time, it was an on-going attempt to get high school students to create an account, which no one ever did. Then it just became a giant error page.Then some Asian genius' tried to sell it, but gave up and now it's available to anyone!
TotallyIrrelavent.com
Former Amiga Computer site for people who thought that machine was cool. Guess not too many people did. Now it can be yours! Come on!
TotallyKidsOnline.com
Once singularly disturbing, probably dangerous and now a domain name that expired and can be yours!.
TotallyOffshore.com
Formerly a great site about how to get your money out of the USA. Now available on the open market for the next scam artist!
TotallyPathetic.com
Somebody needs to buy this and really be Totally Pathetic! Come on! Do it for the people!
TotallyPerfect.net
A Totally Perfect domain for anyone who's totally perfect!
TotallySkateboards
Once owned by some narly New Jersey dudes serving up skateboard stories. Nobody gave a flip and it was parked at GoDaddy until the domain name expired.
TotallyTeapots.com
Once totally about teapots where only serious teapot enthusiasts needed to apply. Went away for a while and then came back as a blog about the riveting world of collecting tea pots. After that it was just something Japanese and uniquely disturbing, before disappearing entirely. Buy it today and give it another life!